Welcome To Wonderland

You've seem to have fallen down the rabbit's hole and into my world of madness

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faygo-fuckyourself:

faygo-fuckyourself:

some dude started throwing pebbles at my window so i went over and opened it and he was like “oh shit you’re not my girlfriend” in a very obviously intoxicated way and I said no, probably not and he asked me if I wanted to be his new girlfriend since he couldn’t remember where her house was and I said no thank you 

okay so he left and came back and threw rocks again and I opened my window and he was like “sHIT this still isnt her house”

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