some dude started throwing pebbles at my window so i went over and opened it and he was like “oh shit you’re not my girlfriend” in a very obviously intoxicated way and I said no, probably not and he asked me if I wanted to be his new girlfriend since he couldn’t remember where her house was and I said no thank you
okay so he left and came back and threw rocks again and I opened my window and he was like “sHIT this still isnt her house”
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
Well I did 6th grade wrong
They are so cute :3
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese